It's been waaaay too long since we've seen Speidi in a spontaneous -- but meticulously planned -- photo shoot. Fortch, Mr. and Mrs. Pratt were back up to their old tricks last night, when they rolled through JFK airport with all the subtlety of a five-alarm fire.

Primed and ready for their closeups, the giggly newlyweds put on quite a show for NYC onlookers (and, of course, the paparazzi), laughing, sucking face and grinning like a couple of teenagers in love/businesspeople with a book to promote.

Check out these pix of the Pratts descending on the Big Apple (with their copies of How To Be Famous in hand), plus watch as they personally demonstrate the importance of chapter five: "The Paps Are Your Friends!"